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zodiac tattoos |
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Wowie, zowie, signs of the zodiac. See the bottom of the page for your sign, your personality--and where you should locate the tattoo on your body so that the celestial gods will shower you with luck and fortitude.
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The following set are based on some old woodblock prints. I gave the designs some depth by the black, grey, light grey outline and then added a red to violet fill. More to come later. Contact me if you'd like a larger version. Here's Aries, the ram. The twins, aka Earl and Keanu. Your bullish bud, Taurus. Capricorn, dude. |
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Your horoscope: "The gods say you can spell tattoos as tatoos or tattos if you're one tile short in Scrabble." |
| Sign | Meaning | Dates | ||
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| Your Personality | Body Location of Tattoo | |||
| Aries | ram | March 21 to April 19 | Blustering Wanker | Buttocks |
| Taurus | bull | April 20 to May 21 | Pretentious Twit | Buttocks |
| Gemini | twins | May 22 to June 20 | BibleThumping Hypocrite | Buttocks |
| Cancer | crab | June 21 to July 23 | Pinheaded Smudger | Buttocks |
| Leo | lion | July 24 to August 23 | Sage Benefactor | Shoulder |
| Virgo | virgin | August 24 to September 23 | Fridgid Nincompoop | Buttocks |
| Libra | scales | September 24 to October 23 | Irksome Dirteater | Buttocks |
| Scorpio | scorpion | October 24 to November 22 | Smarmy Infidel | Buttocks |
| Sagittarius | archer | November 23 to December 21 | Squealing Pigsticker | Buttocks |
| Capricorn | horned goat | December 22 to January 20 | Unholy Nitpicker | Buttocks |
| Aquarius | water bearer | January 21 to February 19 | Pendejo Sinverguenza | Buttocks |
| Pisces | fish | February 20 to March 20 | Cursi Chupacabras | Buttocks |