Wowie, zowie, signs of the zodiac. See the bottom of the page for your sign, your personality--and where you should locate the tattoo on your body so that the celestial gods will shower you with luck and fortitude.
The following set are based on some old woodblock prints. I gave the designs some depth by the black, grey, light grey outline and then added a red to violet fill. More to come later. Contact me if you'd like a larger version.
Here's Aries, the ram.
The twins, aka Earl and Keanu.
Your bullish bud, Taurus.
Your horoscope: "The gods say you can spell tattoos as tatoos or tattos if you're one tile short in Scrabble."
|Your Personality||Body Location of Tattoo|
|Aries||ram||March 21 to April 19||Blustering Wanker||Buttocks|
|Taurus||bull||April 20 to May 21||Pretentious Twit||Buttocks|
|Gemini||twins||May 22 to June 20||BibleThumping Hypocrite||Buttocks|
|Cancer||crab||June 21 to July 23||Pinheaded Smudger||Buttocks|
|Leo||lion||July 24 to August 23||Sage Benefactor||Shoulder|
|Virgo||virgin||August 24 to September 23||Fridgid Nincompoop||Buttocks|
|Libra||scales||September 24 to October 23||Irksome Dirteater||Buttocks|
|Scorpio||scorpion||October 24 to November 22||Smarmy Infidel||Buttocks|
|Sagittarius||archer||November 23 to December 21||Squealing Pigsticker||Buttocks|
|Capricorn||horned goat||December 22 to January 20||Unholy Nitpicker||Buttocks|
|Aquarius||water bearer||January 21 to February 19||Pendejo Sinverguenza||Buttocks|
|Pisces||fish||February 20 to March 20||Cursi Chupacabras||Buttocks|